This is a continuation of yesterday's blog. With all the difficulties of a cold one living amongst our islands, I thought to myself, how about his polar opposite? Could a teenage wolf make himself home here? (Please say yes!) Hot Temperature, Hot Body!: Thought that would get your attention. With a temperature running an average 108.9 degrees, this wolf would have no problem taking the tropical heat. And if he still wants to beat the heat by taking his shirt off, that's definitely not a problem either.
Room to Roam: With lush valleys and towering cliffs, there is plenty of space for Jacob to run about in wolf form. And with his russet-colored fur, he might blend into the Mililiani red plains dirt just fine.
Big Boy Appetite: Hey, our islands have given birth to songs about food, that's how much local people love their ono grindz. Jacob with his constant need to eat won't have any trouble finding a schmorgasborg of delicious eats that will satisfy him. The Hawaii Prince buffet's a good place to start...
Stuff to Tinker: Jacob loves getting some elbow grease on his, well elbows. If he's not running with his pack or thinking of ways to irritate Edward then he's most likely fixing up cars and motorcycles. And as we all know, there is definitely no shortage of tricked out cars for him to tinker with here. Don't believe me? Try taking a drive down Kam Highway.
So yes, our island paradise is indeed ideally suited for our four-footed furry friend. So well suited, in fact, that the local boys just might have some trouble locating their girlfriends, who are probably standing in line waiting for a chance to get imprinted. The only hitch to this picture perfect home for Jacob is the clothing. Once he morphs, his favorite thing to carry (in his mouth) is a pair of sweatpants and sneakers. Our stores probably only carry sweatpants for a few months out of the year. So there might be some difficulty there... but hey, we could always introduce him to swim shorts.
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